why was april so tired?
it just finished a long march
when your mom finally says you’re leaving and she wasn’t lying
I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context
Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II
shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in
FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD
"remember in 6th grade when you-"
"and remember when you-