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Hello there, my name is Alan | 18 | Filipino and French | Freshman in College | Future Spartan | This is mainly a comedy blog with an extra oomph of whatever else I like. I hope that you enjoy your visit! And hey, don't be afraid to click that follow button on your way out. ;]

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terapsina:

horseskeepmesane:

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

(via mxmissile-proof)

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via giggle-some-more)

thatssoojalen:

OH. MY. LORDT.

thatssoojalen:

OH. MY. LORDT.

(via giggle-some-more)

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

(via enterthetardis)

pokemown:

thebatglare:

tumblingondown:

Fucking kids.

why the fuck was she holding the bowl like that in the first place?

what about the girl next to her she just threw the popcorn on herself
Hell no.

pokemown:

thebatglare:

tumblingondown:

Fucking kids.

why the fuck was she holding the bowl like that in the first place?

what about the girl next to her she just threw the popcorn on herself

Hell no.

(via radicallasagna)

komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.

(via pagingme)

(Source: guccimaneuver, via fuckyeahloldemort)

jared-paddlefish:

medical-mechanicas:

kawaiisquad:

u dun fucked up

u know he dead

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

(via jmonis)

(via jmonis)

zootedboy:

i am absolutely done with twitter my god

zootedboy:

i am absolutely done with twitter my god

(via tumblaughter)

downtomarsgal:

nodrugsonlychanel:

scourgefur:

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

BITCH, TELL ME AGAIN WOMEN CAN’T BE MOTHERS AND WORK AT THE SAME DAMN TIME, I WILL CUT YO ASS

My inspiration and life goal

this is my inspiration

(via jmonis)

unculture:

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard
AT THE SAME TIME

i feel personally injured by this makeup game

unculture:

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard

AT THE SAME TIME

i feel personally injured by this makeup game

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

(via humortastic)

abovesuspicions:

all these spoons but no one to spoon with

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